Your Goddess is demanding that you make a special Lenten sacrifice. You'll be showing your devotion to Her (instead of Christ) with 40 days and 40 nights of neglecting your wife. Why give up a meaningless luxury like red meat or sweets when you could abstain from the woman you married and find sexual release only through Goddess Nixon? That's a much better way to spend the next six weeks. Who knows, maybe this is the beginning of a permanent lifestyle change.

*This is the AUDIO ONLY MP3 version of "Give Up Your Wife For Lent"*
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