This guy I had been trying to fuck for months was playing hard-to-get with me, and I didn't understand why... until I finally got a look at the pathetic excuse for a "penis" he had hiding under his boxers. He was as hot as a model, but his cock was horrifically tiny. I'll tell you the entire true story of the smallest dick I've ever seen in real life.

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