It's bad enough to be a loser - but you're worse than that. You're a SIMP who is constantly chasing after hot girls on the internet. You comment on all their photos, message them thinking you're worthy of a response, and compliment every single thing they do. I can smell your desperation from here. I'm here to do what those girls won't: tell you the truth about how pathetic your simp bullshit is. It doesn't matter how hard you simp, you're not going to get any pussy.

*This is the AUDIO ONLY MP3 version of "You're A Pathetic Simp"*
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