I called My friend for a catch up and tell her about when you and I met at a bar.

You hit on Me and thought you had a chance with a perfect woman like Me. What an idiot!

Well you see, I wanted some fun at your expense. You and I exchanged numbers and I asked you to send me a picture of your dick.

Of course, you were very reluctant, because you're appendage is pathetic. You gave in and sent Me the image.

I saw how tiny you are and tell my friend this embarrassing story. We joke about how pathetic you are and how you will always be a virgin, No-on... Show more