My sneakers are so dirty and I need them cleaned.

I just came back from a long jog around the park and even stepped in some s h i t.

I need them cleaned right now. So down you go on your knees.

Open your mouth and stick your tongue out. Starting from the heel start licking them nice and clean.

Take in every bit of the process.

Keep licking because that’s all you’ll be doing from now on.

Make sure and get right into those. I want them as clean as the day I bought them.