It's about time to whip yourself into shape for me this year. You need this to be your highest spending ever. It's so hard to budget though, isn't it? You keep going on benders and then disappearing when you panic at your money drying up. The thought of being late on your bills has sent you running. I can fix this. I know exactly how to calculate how much to send to me. Your findom fund. Nothing is sexier than math for ruination, right? Buy this clip and follow along with your new budget. It'll hurt.