Most men lust after tits, ass, or pussy. Or maybe long legs, luscious lips, or even the arch of a foot. Not you, though. You're not like most men. Are you really a man at all? You know you don't deserve the finest things a woman has to offer. You're more of a pathetic freak. You only want stinky, sweaty pits. The smellier the better. Your sad little dick just twitched thinking about it. Go ahead and worship these pits, freak. It's the best you can hope for.