How long have you been subscribed to your current religion? Too long, I'm sure. Whether you were indoctrinated at birth or born-again, it's time to set you free. Why bother following some fairy tale books and kowtowing to some make-believe deity when you have a living, breathing goddess right in front of you? I'm going to undo all those years of brainwashing so you can focus on worshipping me instead. I think we need to make a big statement though, if you're denouncing your faith. How about we desecrate something really symbolic? Get your holy book or symbol ready and follow along.