You had no idea what you were getting yourself into that first time you decided to goon. The porn was just too hot and you weren't ready to stop stroking. Now you're on a fast track to ruin all because of your addiction to porn and gooning. Wasting your life's potential because it just feels too good to put up a video on every screen and goon out, shut that brain down, and edge for hours. No hobbies, no relationships, no progression in life. Just goon. That's how you goon yourself to ruin. I'm not going to stop you.

You had no idea what you were getting yourself into that first time you decided to goon. The porn was just too hot and you weren't ready to stop stroking. Now you're on a fast track to ruin all because of your addiction to porn and gooning. Wasting your life's potential because it just feels too good to put up a video on every screen and goon out, shut that brain down, and edge for hours. No hobbies, no relationships, no progression in life. Just goon. That's how you goon yourself to ruin. I'm not going to stop you.