It's that time of year again. You have a lot of obligations and responsibilities, don't you? Holiday parties, gift-giving, and all those festive traditions. I want you to forget all of them and worship me instead. Fuck going to your wife's work's Christmas party. Stay home and goon to my videos. Spend 3x what you would on her gift so that you can shop my wishlist. Forget about her, disappoint her, and serve me instead. I'm hotter and more dominant and you'd rather belong to me.