There are so many ways to end up divorce and so many reasons to file. Adultery, fraud, desertion. Your's isn't going to be that dramatic, though. Sure you've been obsessed with me and buying my videos, but that isn't a full-on affair. I'm your Mistress not your mistress. It's simple, you just don't like your wife. She doesn't get you like I do and you grow to resent her with each passing day. The more time you spend around me the more you realize you could actually be happy. Serve her with divorce papers, you know you want to be mine forever.