Have you ever seen those quizzes circulating around social media where you add up all of your experiences to get your "score?" Well I've made my own version. See, loser is a really broad term. There are so many things that make up a loser, why not specify? Based on the criteria I give, you'll add points up for every box you tick off. When you're done you can send me your score via tribute so I can see just how big of a loser you are.