You know you shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be watching me. I'm a bad influence. Bad is what you're after, though. You should be keeping those wedding vows and staying loyal to your wife. And yet, here you are rebelling. Is it because you know I love when you stray? I do. And while I have every intention of homewrecking you, I'm not ready to tear you away just yet. No, I want you to stay and pretend to be the perfect husband. She will never see it coming.