Do you think a global disaster is going to stop me from demanding more? You're wrong. You know I'm greedy and evil and soulless. Why would this situation be any different? All I want is your cash, and I will be accepting no excuses. Lost your job? Too bad, send a tribute. Living off of unemployment? Send it my way. Can't afford your rent? Back to step-mommy's basement and send me your stimulus check. When I say "no excuses" I mean it.