I just came home from a party and I'm not ready to settle down. Honey, won't you stay up and have a drink with me? I made this one just for you. I'll tip it down your throat if I have to. Don't you feel more relaxed now? That's because the paralytic substance I slipped into your drink has taken effect and you can't move a muscle. You're going to have to sit there and listen to me explain how my life is going to be great once you're gone. I can't have my grizzled, old husband holding me back through the best decades of my life to come. I sure do like your money, though. You were stupid and made...

I just came home from a party and I'm not ready to settle down. Honey, won't you stay up and have a drink with me? I made this one just for you. I'll tip it down your throat if I have to. Don't you feel more relaxed now? That's because the paralytic substance I slipped into your drink has taken effect and you can't move a muscle. You're going to have to sit there and listen to me explain how my life is going to be great once you're gone. I can't have my grizzled, old husband holding me back through the best decades of my life to come. I sure do like your money, though. You were stupid and made me sign a pre-nup, so I can't just divorce you and take half. I had to get a bit creative, but surely you can respect my business sense? That substance is working its way up your organs, too. Pretty soon it will hit your lungs and your heart and everything will just fade to black.

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