That's exactly what I'm going to tell your dean when he comes back to get you. You've been left with me because our fraternity boys LOVE to whore out their pledges for all types of things! I asked you to do one simple thing. That appanrently was too much for your idiotic brain to handle. Now you're sitting in my bathroom, chewing down my armpit hair, and having your masculinity stripped away.

Losers like you aren't frat material.

Never will be.

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