Tis the season where love is in the air. You couldn't secure a Valentine because you've spent all your time engrossed with my feet. You don't have a date because you know you're going to be sitting at home for V-Day worshipping and drooling over my feet. What if I said you could date my feet? That's right, if you get into a relationship with my feet you won't EVER have to be alone again. Make this Valentine's special and learn the proper ways to court my feet and what shall be expected of you from then on.