Congratulations! You've finally earned the privilege of being my cleaning slave. It's your first day, and sadly it might be your last. I sit you down. I'm giving you an evaluation of your service today. I go though my list noting several marks of unsatisfactory work. So I spark one up. While I'm reading the list and blowing smoke in your face, you start to feel a weird sensation throughout your entire body. I tell you the real reason why I wanted to talk to you. Not to discuss the half ass work you did, but to make you better.