Of course you're stuck in the house for the night. No dates. No crushes. I know you really just want to stay in and edge for me. Edge all night for my huge oiled up ass. I laugh at you and tell you how I'm having the orgasms you will go without. You're such a fucking loser, sitting here and edging to this pre-recorded clip. While you cry into your hand tonight, I'm somewhere moaning in his ear. You're too fucking pathetic.

Enjoy, bitch <3