It's our local slave's 68th birthday today and my boyfriend and I have a few things in store for him ;) we gift him with: our golden nectar that he has to drink out of a beerbong, 68+ birthday spankings (he's not a pain slave), and cupcakes that he gets to eat off the ground after they've been stepped in and spit on... in the middle of a parking lot in broad daylight HAHA we love humiliating old geezers at their expense (literally... he paid BOTH of us).