your dick is sooooo small omg I bet you only need to use two fingers when you stroke it, GROSS! The only time your teenie weenie gets attention from hot girls is when we want something to laugh at! So go ahead, pull it out for me. I want to measure it, laugh at it and give it the cruel attention it deserves... you can use your tears as lube! Hahahaha. PS: be prepared to pay small dick tax!! Post-traumatic stress disorder ther-apy after looking at your little stump is going to be costly!!