Hey honey, do you miss me over there? I'm sure you miss this sexy housewife you left behind all alone. I've been so horny without you, and well, I have a confession. I couldn't wait for you, I needed sex! I met this gorgeously hung guy and his friends and we've been having dirty, nasty orgies every day since you've been gone. Let me tell you all the details... Oh, and I'll be moving out to live with them, so don't expect me home when you get back honey. Bye!