Hello sub. I called you in here because you haven't been serving me to your fullest potential. I'd like to try this new device on you. With one click of this button, I'll have access to your brain's network. From there, I'll be able to sort through all the things you have that are impeding your full servitude to me. You know, like your wife, your friends, your non-essential spending... we'll just see what else. Ready? Click...