I'm going to train you to be the perfect chair for me. You're strapped there on your knees, so no chance of you escaping that position. You're just going to have to endure the training. Don't worry, I'll start out easy, maybe 30 seconds. You can hold your breath for just 30 seconds, cant you? Then I'll sit for longer... and longer... until we find your smothering-- I mean, your breaking point. Ready? Take a deep breath....