You thought you were going to get to see me nude and jerk to me? Let's see what we're working with here... take off all your clothes. Ew! You're disgusting! You look like a wrinkly, slimy maggot! What woman would EVER want you jerking to her?! You don't deserve a woman, you nasty worm. You're going to hump the floor like the maggot you are and cum right there on the ground. UGH! Gross, lick all of that slimy mess up!