I've decided you're going to be my new pet! You'll need some serious training though. Let's start with this gag collar, a leash & a cute tail butt plug. Now, lick my shoes clean & wag your tail like you love it! Sit & beg for my attention. Oh you need water? You better not spill a drop trying to lap this up with your gag collar on... Oh, you spilled it! What a useless pet you make.