I think it's time your wife finds out about your dirty little secrets. All these hours you spend drooling over me, jerking off to me and fantasizing about fucking me. Just think of what she would do... probably out you to all your friends and family about what a dirty creep you are. Did you think I was just going to keep our little affair a secret forever? Well, I could keep your secrets safe for a little bit longer.... at a price! Hand over my hush money or I'll expose everything.