Today is your lucky day! It's when you actually get to spend some time with a hot girl like me - something you're normally not cut out for. There's no way you could ever please a woman like me, but today I have something very specific I'd love to have you do for me. You'd do anything just to have my coveted attention, right? I thought so. Here's what I want you to do - I want you to kiss.... lick.... and suck on my perfect... little .... SHOES. Bahahaha! What did you think I was going to say, loser? Now get to licking - my attention fades quickly.