What a loser. It's date night and while everyone is out with their hot dates getting ready to fuck, you are sitting here alone like the loser you are. But I've found a date for you tonight... Your pillow! Give her a sexy name and start humping her while you moan her name out loud. How ridiculous you look! I have you cum all over your pillow, lick it up, then snuggle up to it for the night while I get ready for my date that ends in REAL sex.