So, I know we've had an office crush on each other for a while now... why don't we just go out? I can come over to your place later, see where things go. You don't happen to have a dick pic saved on your phone, do you? I mean, forgive me for being curious. I just want to see what I'll be working with later! Ok, email it to me.

Oh my, you've got to be kidding. Is this a joke? Did you tuck it in between your legs? I can't even see it! Let me zoom in... bahahaha. Your penis is the size of a pixel! One pixel! Wow, I have to email this to the whole office, they're going to get a kick ou... Show more