I have a dark secret to tell you. Your wife... she's cheating on you. Does that make you angry? Or are you the type of guy who gets off on that sort of thing? Let me describe her cheating, play-by-play, every position, every act. Listen to how she moans for another man. She does this because you can't please her, you know. You're not man enough for her. you'll never be. You'll always be a loser cuck.