I've been researching this device that reads a man's homosexual tendencies, but I'm not sure if it's working... would you mind testing it out for me? You won't feel a thing, really. And you're straight, so I'm sure the device won't pick up any gay tendencies. I'll show you my tits afterwards... I know that no straight man would turn these tits down! Great! Just insert this part and I'll take a quick reading. Yep, it's working! You're showing no gay tendencies whatsoever. Let me just push a few buttons here... and BAM! Reprogrammed to infuse homosexual tendencies! Do you feel any different? ... Show more