You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Wait... ew! Absolutely fucking not! This Barbie comes with a rule book - and if you want to play, then you’ll play MY way! I’m nothing like those simple, passive toys you’re used to. In fact, I’ve gone through quite a few owners who can’t seem to handle My special features. But you... you look like just the little bitch- I mean, eager collector - who’ll enjoy My unique construction. I’m one of a kind, after all!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Wait... ew! Absolutely fucking not! This Barbie comes with a rule book - and if you want to play, then you’ll play MY way! I’m nothing like those simple, passive toys you’re used to. In fact, I’ve gone through quite a few owners who can’t seem to handle My special features. But you... you look like just the little bitch- I mean, eager collector - who’ll enjoy My unique construction. I’m one of a kind, after all!