[Custom] You came to see a fortune teller in search of a reason for your recent lack of libido. After a simple reading, I discover that the cause is rather simple - Your wife’s body doesn’t trigger you anymore. You never realized before, but you’ve got a belly fetish! That’s right, don’t you remember how much you loved those old Beyonce music videos? Smooth, tight bellies and the sexy piercings that hang from their navels have always been your biggest weakness. Hmm... I think I know exactly how to get you going again.