Face it, GOONER. How many hours of your life have you given to PORN? How many events have you missed, how many relationships have you ruined, and how much money have you spent, all because you prioritized PORN? GOONING isn't just an innocent little habit or something you only do when you're “really horny”. Every time you touch yourself, you GOON! You’ve fucked your handpussy so much that now it fucks you back! It feels too good to quit, to not give in whenever PORN calls. You’ve been reduced to nothing but a GOONSLAVE, chained to your screen with no choice but to pump on command!