Finally, clocked out! You know what that means... You, Me, and the lube, ALL fucking night! Doesn’t it feel good to let go of all that occupational stress? To know that porn is always waiting for you? I know you spend every minute of every hour thinking about Me; you count down the seconds until you can speed home, strip down, log in and pump that addicted cock for Me! I always know what’s best for you, gooner. And right now, I know you need some help winding down.

Finally, clocked out! You know what that means... You, Me, and the lube, ALL fucking night! Doesn’t it feel good to let go of all that occupational stress? To know that porn is always waiting for you? I know you spend every minute of every hour thinking about Me; you count down the seconds until you can speed home, strip down, log in and pump that addicted cock for Me! I always know what’s best for you, gooner. And right now, I know you need some help winding down.