Dear Subby... Isn’t this season amazing? I love watching loved ones come together to show how just much they care about each other. I also love that when they're all in one room, it’s much easier to blow up your life! This Christmas, I spilled all of your secrets in a letter to your wife. Don’t worry - I put it inside of a really cute card! I can't remember if I sent it off already... I hope she doesn’t check the mail before you do! Finding out what a filthy bitch you are might ruin her holiday. xoxo, Vee.