It's a rhetorical question, really. I already know how badly you'd love that kind of approval. But I really have been thinking... what would it take for Me to honor a loser like you with the title of “boyfriend”? I’d be lying if I said this job didn’t make Me at least a little curious about having a subby partner. So, let’s chat about the things that might help Me overlook your many, many inferiorities.

It's a rhetorical question, really. I already know how badly you'd love that kind of approval. But I really have been thinking... what would it take for Me to honor a loser like you with the title of “boyfriend”? I’d be lying if I said this job didn’t make Me at least a little curious about having a subby partner. So, let’s chat about the things that might help Me overlook your many, many inferiorities.