Honey, we need to sit down and have a serious conversation. Remember when I tried to divorce you last week and you had a total meltdown, begging me not to leave you? Well, I've thought about things and I think I've come up with a way to make this work between us so I don't have to leave you or cheat on you. Afterall, it's not that you're "completely" useless... I still like having you around, I just want (and DESERVE) to experience sex with more masculine and well-endowed men, something that you are unable to provide for me. So anyway, I've compiled a list of DETAILED guidelines regarding t...

Honey, we need to sit down and have a serious conversation. Remember when I tried to divorce you last week and you had a total meltdown, begging me not to leave you? Well, I've thought about things and I think I've come up with a way to make this work between us so I don't have to leave you or cheat on you. Afterall, it's not that you're "completely" useless... I still like having you around, I just want (and DESERVE) to experience sex with more masculine and well-endowed men, something that you are unable to provide for me. So anyway, I've compiled a list of DETAILED guidelines regarding the new dynamic of our relationship and you're going to have to accept them if you want to keep me in your life. Let's go over them...