I’m not one to outwardly admit its been awhile since I had sex but, its been a good while since I had sex. I called you in for this parent/teacher conference to let you know what a jerk your spawn is but also to ask you a very important question. Your step-son appears to be sporting quite a package in his pants and I’m wondering if the apple falls close to the tree? You know, if you’re packing as large of a package, you and I might be able to work something out so your step-son doesn't get punished for being a jerk in school. Call this what you want but you’d be doing something good for him... Show more