Were the lucky ones getting to stay home. I don't know why my step-dad is so obsessive about finding the right holiday tree. Who really cares about that stuff? I stayed home because I sense tension between your wife and I. Your wife is nothing like my step-mom. My step-mom is so like a hippie and your wife looks like an uptight prude. I can totally tell they aren't really related sisters. Its strange for me because that makes you my Uncle but not really. Your wife was angry last night because she caught you checking me out. I can hardly believe the whole family left us here alone together. ... Show more