While watching TV late one night, an infomercial for Super Size Breast Expansion Cream comes on. I look down at my own small breasts in my shiny satin nightie. Oh how I've always wanted big balloon boobs! I call immediately! After waiting what feels like forever, the package finally arrives! I pay no attention to the instructions and immediately slather on copious amounts of cream all over my breasts!

Later, I'm awoken from my nap by throbbing pain in my breasts! I rush to read the label and realize that I've used far too much! The label suggests having an orgasm to relieve any b... Show more