Someone has been very, very naughty. I thought this outfit was appropriate for what a bad boy you've been. You see, this hat and badge are real, and if you don't do exactly what I say, I'm going to take that big box full of files on you to the DA. You'll spend the rest of your days in a high-security prison. That is, unless you gain an extreme amount of weight for me. Your body will become a prison of your own making.