I'm glad you're home early, I want to talk to you. Don't worry my love, it's not that I'm unhappy. Quite the contrary actually. I am curious however as to why you haven't brought up my considerable weight gain? It's normal to put on some relationship weight but look at all of this! I've blown up like a balloon! There's no way that you couldn't have noticed, I've more than doubled my weight since we started dating. Your eyes betray you with lust and the way you touch my fattened body makes me think that you like it. I like it too.

If we're being honest with each other, I'm... Show more