You were so fit, so muscular—always at the gym, always showing off that hard body, but now, look at you. You’re getting so fat that even your gym buddies don’t want to hang out with you anymore, and those girls who used to chase after you? They’ve lost interest too. They can’t even look at you now without seeing a lazy, fat pig. I watch as your once-toned chest softens into a flabby mess, and your gut hangs over your waistband, getting bigger every day. You’re unrecognizable from your former self. It didn’t take long for me to figure out how to sabotage your diet and exercise rout...

You were so fit, so muscular—always at the gym, always showing off that hard body, but now, look at you. You’re getting so fat that even your gym buddies don’t want to hang out with you anymore, and those girls who used to chase after you? They’ve lost interest too. They can’t even look at you now without seeing a lazy, fat pig. I watch as your once-toned chest softens into a flabby mess, and your gut hangs over your waistband, getting bigger every day. You’re unrecognizable from your former self. It didn’t take long for me to figure out how to sabotage your diet and exercise routine. You’re so lazy that you can’t even bother to make your own protein shakes, so I take advantage of that, swapping them out for weight gain shakes. Each one ensured you'd get fatter, your body slowly morphing into the sloppiest, bloated, most piggish version of the guy you used to be. It was almost too easy fattening you up.