**BURP**

What the hell do you think you're doing in my room?! Have you been watching me you pervert?! What, you like the way that I burp? Please, you can't handle my big boisterous burps!

**BURP**

If you truly think that you can handle this then put your money where your mouth is. If you can take 20 minutes of all this weight bearing down upon you while I burp into your stupid face, then I'll give you $100. If you can't, then you owe me.