We need to talk about the current state of our relationship. You see, I'm not very happy. When your mistress isn't happy then you have a really big problem. I was thinking of something along the lines of 50lbs (23kg or 1st) per a year. That's not to much to ask, is it? You do love your wife, don't you? After all, you wouldn't want to lose everything that you've worked so very hard for.

We need to talk about the current state of our relationship. You see, I'm not very happy. When your mistress isn't happy then you have a really big problem. I was thinking of something along the lines of 50lbs (23kg or 1st) per a year. That's not to much to ask, is it? You do love your wife, don't you? After all, you wouldn't want to lose everything that you've worked so very hard for.