Remember when you relentlessly teased me about my weight, in spite of me putting it on at your behest? Now it's my turn. The once fit and able bodied jock has eaten himself into obesity; gym rat turned gluttonous hog. Now you can't even fuck without taking a break? Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Would it be more appropriate to say, how the fit have fattened?

Remember when you relentlessly teased me about my weight, in spite of me putting it on at your behest? Now it's my turn. The once fit and able bodied jock has eaten himself into obesity; gym rat turned gluttonous hog. Now you can't even fuck without taking a break? Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Would it be more appropriate to say, how the fit have fattened?