Now that we're married, we really need to talk about our future together. You promised me that you’d make me immobile, remember? I hope you weren’t just saying that to get me to waddle down the aisle. You do want this big, soft, blubbery body of mine to grow even bigger, don’t you? I want to feel my own weight pressing me down, unable to move. I want you to revel in watching me get larger, heavier, and more useless with every bite. Knowing that every extra pound is just another way I’m eternally yours.

Now that we're married, we really need to talk about our future together. You promised me that you’d make me immobile, remember? I hope you weren’t just saying that to get me to waddle down the aisle. You do want this big, soft, blubbery body of mine to grow even bigger, don’t you? I want to feel my own weight pressing me down, unable to move. I want you to revel in watching me get larger, heavier, and more useless with every bite. Knowing that every extra pound is just another way I’m eternally yours.