The world simply isn't made for pigs like me. Even products that boast weight limits upwards of a thousand pounds buckle under the strain of my mass. Even furniture made of fattened pigs such as myself can't withstand prolonged exposure to my excessive weight. What is a overfed sow such as myself to do? It would seem that I'm just too fat for most things. With my waistline ever expanding it's only a matter of time before I'll need to switch to only using specialized bariatric furniture. I should be ashamed of what I've done to myself. To have willingly let myself get so hopelessly pitifully... Show more